Christmas jokes!

Here are some Christmas jokes!(Anwser key is at bottom.)
1. What do elves learn in school?
2. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
3. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
4. Why does santa have 3 gardens?
5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
7. What kind of bird can write?
8. What did the ghost say to santa Claus?
9. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
10. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
11. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
12. What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
13. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
14. Why was Santa`s little helper depressed?
15. what do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?


Anwser Key:
1. The elf-abet
2. The Christmas alphabet has No l (noel)
3. Silent night
4. So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
5. Frosted Flakes
6. Frostbite
7.A pen-guin
8. I`ll have a boo christmas without you....
9. Fleece Navidad
10. Sandy Claus
11. Crisp Cringle
12. Neither candles alwys burn shorter!
13.Crisp Cringle
14. He had low elf esteem
15. Claustrophobic